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IP Adress Love (to be continued later)

Every line phone internet has adress such number so it call IP Adress. Make sure you dont change the adress of your line phone internet, because he will love you by tracking it.  There was a naughty pricess from Europe that stole personal information handphone of Mr. Ursula and personal helicopter of Mr. Ursula when he was staying at one of The Biggest Hotel in Europe. Later, M Ursula got anger and flying with his wing back to his planet and forgot it. Three months later, he got an e-mail from naughty princess and send message : ---------------------- Dear Mr Ursula,  I just want to know more about you but you dont come to  receptionist hotel for asking more your loosing: handphone and helicopter. If you would like to coming back your own, please call receptionist hotel. Sorry. Love, Princess Owner with attachment photos. ------------------------- Later, he came back to the hotel 1 year after those ignored e-mail, but he could not find that sender, a princess Europe, and ...

Mr. Dan (end complete story)

Mr. Dan who got complete name Mr. Daniel was the same name with Beltzazar in the story bible. In story bible, Beltzazar got captivated inside cave with lion by King Darius, but saved and God closed mouth lion for not swallow Beltzazar. In another day, princess daughter Darius fell in love with him and married and they got baby daughter from married named Babylon from name history baby safe from lion. In another day, another year babylon got sick and comma and Mr. Dan doing naked and dancing near her hospital bed with hopefully babylon loving papa Dan and back alive and laugh for papa Dan's dancing-- but it didn't work to attract babylon soul for alive. And King Darius asking, "Mr.Dan where do you learn such crazy dance like that?" And Mr. Dan answered, "While i was captivated with lion, i learned dance like these for lion not swallow me. " Because so desperate, Mr. Dan went on suicidal and in Heaven, God gave rebana and asked for giving babylon beautiful dre...

Cameon and Camera

She was Cameon, an beautiful model from Manhattan, sexy look, curly hair and blonde. But, unfortunately, she had no family and only having cat named carmen. A photographer loved her, a black American lover her, but white American not.  Then she died, noone recognized her as beautiful white American, she has been killed by black American--- but for picture she was adorable for black American. That camera matter, black&white camera. Later in early 80's, there was polaroid camera, the first colorful camera, and Cameon back alive again and changed named to be Carmen, her cat's name becoming model in Europe, because black American killed her. Carmen, would you marry me? said prince Europe, and Carmen said: Yes, i do. But, Carmen and Cameon are the same name. You are loved in proper tools and proper place. Get moved away, if you are rejected, Coke has different price in another place. End.

Tears of Sacred Green Planets

There was a beautiful planets which shining green light in upper most of highest skies named Canyon. And each planet so jealous about her. And everyman dreamed about the beautiful of Canyon's girl because these story. Yesterday, there was a beautiful princess named Canyon and she rejected many man because dreamed an angel. And she lived in sacre of everythings because her fiancee, an angel. But, one day when she was taking bath at warm water falls because winter, an naughty man abused her and took away her clothes til found naked and ashamed and her fiancee called her like an animal bitch, even her father King Majesty got anger with her and shameful and kicked her princess out from Palace. And she moved to planet Earth living in Amerika and wrote story book children, a real true story about her kids time and became best seller and famous author at that time. Even her stories so inspired and became a movie, and she became celebrities star at that time. And then she became rich and r...

Double Decker Bus (finish)

There was a little prince Ireland named Edmund who lost parents without brother nor sister. He was so alone without friend because so quitely and trouble speech, because tragedy of his familiy living in fearful. And doctor therapist suggested him to take school bus for having a lot of friends. So, it worked. He has bestfriend named Decker, son of his doctor therapist who always listening, always understanding, and also a lots of school friends for vacation together, more than doing school together by taking bus. One day, it was a winter but rainy season and school still holds on, not for holiday because wanting becoming friend w prince who lonely without family. And rain drops became so little flood, and prince went home by personal helicopter and not taking their friend together home, because there was a teacher Naomi who said everythings will be okay. But rain getting more heavily and more floody til they sat down on table and noone cared. And telephone rang for asking help and Palac...

Orange Ola (re-write coz gone)

There was a prince boy from Bali who naughty and always got bad scores at school. He asked his parents for a ball, but his parents will make it come true only if prince boy get good scores in study at school. He has been trying so hard in study at school but always fail and fail and bad score. So, he decided to steal orange of offering for God and cursed God. That orange treated like an ball. Later, he played orange w kicking like an ball each day even sometime he played together w his little brother, 'til suddenly skies turned dark and wild wave crashing and bringing his little brother into midst of the sea of Kuta Beach, Bali. And his little brother found died on the sea. And when his little brother would be burned at Ngaben Ceremonial, an died tradition of Bali, this prince boy went on suicidal. In Heaven, God teached prince boy to learn appreciate everything include appreciate oranges fruits. And he promised to learn appreciate oranges by cultivating them and would take Farming...

Wizard Oz

In the country of Oz, there is a lots of wizard and their activity  is rule the country planet Oz. And country planet Oz was being cursed with love, so there were man crisis, because a little princess Oz are being wasted on Earth because her curly hair, and there an drought without rain because wasting her, and this little princess will find luckiness because Almighty God. And one of good wizard going to Earth only to save her. This little princess are wasted in country of greenies with river flowing, and she is happy to catch little duck stumbled down til dead part. And this is the end of little princess Oz and she was burried people Earth next to Church. And good wizard flying here and there to find her til finally found that little princess Oz just died and wizard Oz cured her with magic and alive and wizard Oz worked as sewer to make princess dressing well every day and happy. And wizard Oz was afraid to bring to back to origin planet because for her safety. And wizard Oz havin...